{"id":5781,"date":"2015-01-06T15:34:42","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T13:34:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ski-outdoor.ro\/ski\/?p=5781"},"modified":"2019-11-04T01:09:21","modified_gmt":"2019-11-04T01:09:21","slug":"slalom-prin-haos-si-nesimtire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ski-outdoor.ro\/ski\/2015\/01\/06\/slalom-prin-haos-si-nesimtire\/","title":{"rendered":"Slalom prin haos \u0219i nesim\u021bire"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Minivacan\u021b\u0103 reu\u0219it\u0103 de S\u0103rb\u0103tori! Am avut parte de peisaje de poveste, atmosfer\u0103 pl\u0103cut\u0103, s\u0103niu\u0219 aproape extrem cu copiii \u0219i chiar de schi decent. M\u0103 rog, raport\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 la condi\u021biile pe care le ofer\u0103 \u201csta\u021biunile\u201d mioritice care propun, \u00eendeob\u0219te, o singur\u0103 p\u00e2rtie. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd m\u0103 sim\u021beam, \u00eens\u0103, mai bine, au n\u0103v\u0103lit! Mii, zeci de mii de oameni au sufocat peisajul \u0219i p\u00e2rtiile, schimb\u00e2nd alunecarea pe z\u0103pad\u0103 cu statul la coad\u0103, au umplut parc\u0103rile, restaurantele, barurile \u0219i, mai ales, au blocat drumurile. Nu doar unde am fost eu, ci \u00een toate sta\u021biunile \u0219i pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 toate p\u00e2rtiile din \u021bara asta. Fra\u021bilor, aglomera\u021bie se formeaz\u0103 \u00een astfel de perioade \u0219i pe partiile din Alpi, c\u00e2t sunt ei de mari. \u0218i nici nu am preten\u021bia s\u0103 schiez singur pe p\u00e2rtie (chiar dac\u0103 imaginea asta m\u0103 mai face c\u00e2teodat\u0103 s\u0103 z\u00e2mbesc prin somn). <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a class=\"image-comment\" href=\"https:\/\/ski-outdoor.ro\/ski\/2015\/01\/slalom-prin-haos-si-nesimtire\/aglomeratie\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5786\"><img src=\"https:\/\/ski-outdoor.ro\/ski\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/01\/aglomeratie.jpg\" alt=\"aglomeratie\" class=\"wp-image-5786\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Avem cu to\u021bii dreptul s\u0103 ne bucur\u0103m de munte \u0219i de schi. \u00cen alte \u021b\u0103ri, \u00eens\u0103, aglomera\u021bia guvernat\u0103 de reguli te \u00eencetine\u0219te doar un pic. Statul la coad\u0103 este un prilej de a mai schimba o glum\u0103 sau de a te pune la curent cu news-urile din ga\u0219ca de prieteni, nu de nervi \u0219i de frustrare precum la noi. Acolo fiecare \u00ee\u0219i \u0219tie locul \u0219i certitudinea c\u0103 vei ajunge la instala\u021bia de urcat pe cablu exact c\u00e2nd e momentul t\u0103u e relativ reconfortant\u0103. Nu stai \u00eencordat, cu ochii \u00een patru, nereu\u0219ind nici a\u0219a s\u0103 faci nimic pentru ca 30-40 de procente din oamenii afla\u021bi pe p\u00e2rtie s\u0103 nu se bage \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 c\u0103lc\u00e2nd peste schiuri, peste reguli, peste respect, peste demnitate. \u00centr-un moment de sinceritate recuno\u0219ti \u00een sinea ta ca \u021bi-e ciud\u0103 c\u0103 eforturile f\u0103cute de ai t\u0103i nu \u00een \u0219apte ani ci \u00een mult mai mul\u021bi, te \u00eempiedic\u0103 acum s\u0103 o iei \u0219i tu pe scurt\u0103tur\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 \u021bi-e ciud\u0103 c\u0103 nu ai obrazul suficient de gros pentru ca privirile celorlal\u021bi s\u0103 nu te ard\u0103. \u00cencerci s\u0103 cuantifici \u00eent\u00e2rzierea \u0219i, nereu\u0219ind, ajungi pachet de nervi \u00een momentul \u00een care te ag\u0103\u021bi de o cros\u0103, te a\u0219ezi pe un telescaun sau te \u00eenghesui cu delicate\u021be \u00eentr-o gondol\u0103 sau \u00eentr-o cabin\u0103. Urmeaz\u0103 o perioad\u0103 de calm, \u00een care \u00eencerci, timid, s\u0103 te bucuri de cobor\u00e2rea care va urma. Ajuns sus, te felici\u021bi c\u0103 \u021bi-ai ponderat entuziasmul, scutindu-te de \u00eenc\u0103 o dezam\u0103gire: practic, e imposibil s\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti o linie pe care s\u0103 aluneci printre miile de oameni care ocup\u0103, \u00eentr-o mi\u0219care brownian\u0103, \u00eentreaga p\u00e2rtie. Resemnat, renun\u021bi&#8230;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ajungi, \u00eens\u0103, repede s\u0103 regre\u021bi c\u0103 nu ai r\u0103mas pe p\u00e2rtie. Coada de la apres-ski este imens\u0103 \u0219i este guvernat\u0103 de acelea\u0219i reguli ( sau neguvernat\u0103, mai exact), precum cea de la teleschi. Mai ales c\u0103 num\u0103rului mult prea mare de schiori, aici i se adaug\u0103 \u0219i un num\u0103r impresionant de oameni care nu schiaz\u0103 \u0219i nu au nicio leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu fenomenul. Nu o s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg niciodat\u0103 de ce at\u00e2\u021bia rom\u00e2ni fac eforturi considerabile s\u0103 ajung\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eenghe\u021be \u00eentr-un loc \u00een care nu au ce face. \u00ce\u0219i rup planetarele pe drumurile prost cur\u0103\u021bate de z\u0103pad\u0103, a\u0219teapt\u0103 r\u0103bd\u0103tori \u00een blocajele de trafic pe care tocmai ei le creeaz\u0103 pentru a ajunge \u00eentr-o parcare ( \u0219i a o umple p\u00e2n\u0103 la refuz) care deserve\u0219te o p\u00e2rtie de schi. Sau mai multe. Dar nimic altceva. \u00cenghea\u021b\u0103 cu stoicism \u00eentr-un loc f\u0103r\u0103 nicio facilitate pentru cei care nu schiaz\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 nicio atrac\u021bie pentru ei, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 m\u0103car un spa\u021biu de plimbare, nimic. Ocup\u0103 doar locurile de parcare, blocheaz\u0103 drumurile \u0219i se \u00eenghesuie \u00een apres-skiul evident subdimensionat, unde cei care coboar\u0103 de pe p\u00e2rtie ar putea bea un ceai cald. Asta \u00een situa\u021bia fericit\u0103 \u00een care nu se av\u00e2nt\u0103 ferici\u021bi \u0219i g\u0103l\u0103gio\u0219i cu s\u0103nii, buc\u0103\u021bi de nailon sau capace de bud\u0103 pe p\u00e2rtie, supun\u00e2nd Divinitatea la eforturi considerabile pentru a reu\u0219i s\u0103 p\u0103streze nerupte picioarele celor de pe schiuri \u0219i nesparte capetele far\u0103 creier ale celor care, \u00een dispre\u021bul tuturor regulilor, au decis s\u0103 se distreze \u0219i ei un pic&#8230; C\u0103, deh, au venit \u0219i ei la munte! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Urm\u0103toarea op\u021biune pentru schior: plecarea. Ei bine, nu e a\u0219a simplu! Una dintre tr\u0103s\u0103turile care ne caracterizeaz\u0103 la volan este nesim\u021birea. Degeaba v\u0103d ma\u0219inile parcate pe ambele p\u0103r\u021bi ale drumului ( o idio\u021benie \u0219i asta) cu kilometri buni mai jos de parcare. Degeaba le spun poli\u021bi\u0219tii sau oamenii care se \u00eentorc c\u0103 nu mai sunt locuri. Concet\u0103\u021benii no\u0219tri obi\u0219nui\u021bi s\u0103 parcheze pe locurile destinate persoanelor cu handicap din malluri for\u021beaz\u0103 intrarea&#8230;.. A\u0219a c\u0103 stai cu orele \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103, foarte aproape de p\u00e2rtia pe care ai refuzat s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i. Dar ai timp suficient s\u0103 te \u00eentrebi de ce dracu\u2019 n-ai r\u0103mas acas\u0103. Sau la caban\u0103, la un vin fiert l\u00e2ng\u0103 \u0219emineu&#8230;. Sau, cel mult pe c\u0103rarea abrupt\u0103 de l\u00e2ng\u0103 caban\u0103 unde copiii s-au distrat at\u00e2t de bine cu sania&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 vom avea \u0219i noi reguli \u0219i suficient\u0103 educa\u021bie pentru a le respecta, v\u0103 invit s\u0103 v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi bine unde \u0219i c\u00e2nd merge\u021bi la schi. An nou fericit! \u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Scris de: Andrei Hu\u021banu<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Minivacan\u021b\u0103 reu\u0219it\u0103 de S\u0103rb\u0103tori! 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