{"id":7805,"date":"2015-12-26T10:01:03","date_gmt":"2015-12-26T08:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ski-outdoor.ro\/ski\/?p=7805"},"modified":"2019-11-04T00:58:54","modified_gmt":"2019-11-04T00:58:54","slug":"ce-nu-este-schiul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ski-outdoor.ro\/ski\/2015\/12\/26\/ce-nu-este-schiul\/","title":{"rendered":"Ce nu este schiul?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Deci, sunt convins c\u0103 schiul nu este&#8230; stresul de dinainte de a pleca la p\u00e2rtie, cu preg\u0103tiri nervoase, mutr\u0103 acr\u0103, arunc\u0103ri de bagaje \u015fi str\u00e2mbe pe sub musta\u0163\u0103. Mai bine stai \u00een hotel. Sau du-te acas\u2019, even better; <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ski-outdoor.ro\/ski\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/12\/20150101_160935.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7809\"><img src=\"https:\/\/ski-outdoor.ro\/ski\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/12\/20150101_160935-735x414.jpg\" alt=\"\u00eenghesuial\u0103 pe p\u00e2rtie\" class=\"wp-image-7809\" \/><\/a><figcaption>\u00eenghesuial\u0103 pe p\u00e2rtie<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Enervarea pe care o produce 4&#215;4-ul nu \u015ftiu cui, care parcheaz\u0103 prost \u015fi conduce de parc\u0103 ar fi singur pe drum; &#8230; revolta \u0219i nevii pe care \u021bi-i produce acea clip\u0103 \u00een care \u00ee\u021bi dai seama c\u0103 ma\u0219ina pe care tocmai te chinui s-o sco\u021bi din \u0219an\u021b, \u00eempreun\u0103 cu al\u021bi c\u00e2\u021biva \u0219oferi binevoitori, e de fapt plin\u0103 de oameni.<strong> <\/strong>At\u00e2ta doar&#8230; c\u0103 le era frig s\u0103 coboare; &#8230; atitudinea de cocalar calificat, care nu \u0219tie s\u0103 dea \u201ebun\u0103 ziua\u201d nici la cazare, nici la \u00eenchirieri de echipamente, dar are preten\u021bia s\u0103 fie servit prompt \u0219i cu prioritate; &#8230; b\u0103gatul \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 la coad\u0103, subtil, din lateral, ca \u015fi c\u00e2nd o mi\u015fcare tectonic\u0103 a produs deplasarea ta pe sol, de la punctul X la punctul Y; &#8230;lipsa de \u00een\u0163elepciune \u00een forma ei primar\u0103, de la cobor\u00e2rea kamikaze, cu picioare cr\u0103cite \u015fi be\u0163e \u00eentinse \u00een lateral, p\u00e2n\u0103 la aerele de superioritate \u0219i mister ale celor care au \u00eenc\u0103 din scutece schiuri \u00een picioare; &#8230; indispozi\u0163ia pe care \u0163i-o produce atitudinea ciob\u0103neasc\u0103, de mili\u0163ian cu capsa pus\u0103, a unor angaja\u0163i de la unele p\u00e2rtii din RO, exploata\u0163i de patron, \u00eenghe\u0163a\u0163i de frig \u015fi s\u0103tui de turi\u015fti ca de mere p\u0103dure\u0163e; &#8230; furia \u015fi ner\u0103bdarea cu care \u00ee\u0163i tratezi copilul \/ nevasta atunci c\u00e2nd \u00eei \u00eenve\u0163i s\u0103 schieze, \u00een detrimentul timpului t\u0103u liber de a schia; &#8230; furia \u015fi ner\u0103bdarea cu care e\u015fti tratat de tat\u0103 \/ so\u0163, atunci c\u00e2nd la\u015fi dup\u0103 el \u015fi refuzi s\u0103 faci o or\u0103-dou\u0103 cu un monitor; &#8230; respingerea ira\u021bional\u0103, evident enervant\u0103, a oric\u0103rei forme de \u00eencurajare de a schia, venit\u0103 de la so\u021b, so\u021bie, neamuri, prieteni, cuno\u0219tin\u021be; &#8230; propozi\u021biile de maxim\u0103 maturitate \u201eio n-am nevoie de be\u0163e\u201d \u0219i \u201emie nu-mi tr\u0103b\u0103 casc\u0103\u201d; &#8230; fraza de maxim optimism \u201eeu n-o s\u0103 fiu veci pururi \u00een stare s\u0103 schiez\u201d; &#8230; c\u00e2nd arunci o doz\u0103 de bere pe p\u00e2rtie, \u00een plin viscol \u015fi te faci c\u0103 plou\u0103, fiindc\u0103 nu te vede nimeni; &#8230; c\u00e2nd ajungi \u00eentr-o sta\u021biune \u0219i, \u00een loc s\u0103 calci pe om\u0103t de la Dumnezeu, calci pe gunoi de la oameni; &#8230; c\u00e2nd nu \u021bii cont de nici o aten\u021bionare de pe p\u00e2rtie (avalan\u0219\u0103, risc de r\u0103t\u0103cire etc.) \u0219i te aventurezi de capul t\u0103u \u00een t\u0103r\u00e2muri necunoscute, alarm\u00e2nd o armat\u0103 de jandarmi montani \u0219i salvamonti\u0219ti, pentru ca mai apoi, salvat, s\u0103 faci pe viteazul pe Facebook; &#8230; c\u00e2nd stau dup\u0103 tine to\u0163i prietenii, \u00een ma\u015fini, \u00een timp ce tu bei \u00een apr\u00e8s-ski, pentru c\u0103, deh, e\u015fti om liber \u015fi vrei s\u0103 te sim\u0163i bine \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103; &#8230; c\u00e2nd o \u00eenjuri sau jigne\u0219ti pe iubita sau so\u021bia ta, doar pentru c\u0103 lec\u021bia de schi cu monitorul a durat cu 15 minute mai mult \u0219i, bine\u00een\u021beles, te-ai impacientat c\u0103 nu mai vine femeia la tine; &#8230;c\u00e2nd provoci o coliziune pe p\u00e2rtie, sau o incomodare, sau orice alt disconfort \u015fi pleci mai departe ca \u015fi c\u00e2nd nimic nu s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat; &#8230; etc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i cam at\u00e2t. Nu v\u0103 doresc nici una dintre situa\u021biile de mai sus, pentru c\u0103 schiul nu are leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu nici una dintre ele. Schiul este, din punctul meu de vedere, sportul cu cele mai multe z\u00e2mbete. Drogul cel mai s\u0103n\u0103tos. Efortul cel mai relaxant \u0219i mai social cu putin\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Scris de: Florian-Rare\u0219 Tileag\u0103<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Deci, sunt convins c\u0103 schiul nu este&#8230; stresul de dinainte de a pleca la p\u00e2rtie, cu preg\u0103tiri nervoase, mutr\u0103 acr\u0103,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":7807,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[50],"tags":[154,117,75,97,76,234],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v18.4.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Ce nu este schiul? - Ski Magazine<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/ski-outdoor.ro\/ski\/2015\/12\/26\/ce-nu-este-schiul\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Ce nu este schiul? 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